The Art Of A Lamb

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

WOW! I drew this years ago.

Posted by Joe Cord Ero at 7:54 PM

Joe Cord Ero: I WAS BORN IN BROOKLYN. THEN I WAS DUMBED DOWN THROUGH TOXIC VITAMIN DEFICIENT FOODS AND A CORRUPT EDUCATION. WHILE ON THAT PATH I TOOK UP CARTOONING, RUNNING, AND WORK. THEN I GOT REAL REAL REAL SICK. MY INNER CHILD WOULD STEP ON MY ARTERIES TO STOP THE BLOOD FLOW TO MY HEART--WHAT A BASTARD. THEN I BEGAN TO FEEL BETTER, BETTER AND BETTER WHEN I EMBRACED A RAW FOOD DIET. AND THEN MY MIND CLEARED UP. AND THEN I PUSHED THE VEGAN LIFE STYLE ON PEOPLE AND THEY PIE ME IN THE FACE WITH CHICKEN POT PIES. THEN MY INNER CHILD MISSED SUCKING HIS THUMB WITH A BLANKET OF CHICKEN SKIN AND I WENT BACK TO EATING JUNK. AND THEN THE MOTHER OF ALL DEPRESSION RETURNED. AND THEN MY INNER CHILD WAS LIKE "HA! HA! HA! HA! AND THEN I WAS LIKE OH YEAH! AND THEN I REPLACED HIS BALNKET OF CHICKEN SKIN WITH A BLANKET OF KALE. AND THEN I WAS LIKE LET'S SEE WHO'S LAUGHING NOW--SUCKA!

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